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Thursday, January 12, 2006

Could Even See the Lights From the Goodyear Blimp...

And it said J-Mazz is a pimp.

Yesterday was a good day. I had to deliver a 10-minute presentation before the city council (including the mayor) yesterday. Intense. For the occasion, I wore a shirt and tie to work and immediately turned heads. Pat, the sixtysomething woman who works behind the front desk every morning, didn't recognize me. Twice (she's not THAT old).

One of the members pointed me out to two others, commenting on my purple tie. Apparently my everyday outfit of YMCA tshirt and cargo pants doesn't turn heads quite the same. Bonus points to the Unicel guy who came in early to fix the phones, including one by the pool. I had to escort him to the phone, and I swear every swimmer AND the hot lifeguard did double-takes.

Oh, and I apparently gave an amazing performance for the city council, receiving emails from numerous members afterward commending me for a great speech. Granted, I came prepared w/ multi-colored packets of information detailing teen health risks and the YMCA Youth Forum designed to curtail recent statistics.

The perfect ending to a perfect day came last nite when I stumbled upon Chapelle's Show on Comedy Central, the Mad Real World episode. "Correction: Lysol had sex w/ Katie. I only filmed it."

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Weekend Getaway

So I might be going to Denver next weekend, just a relaxing weekend getaway to the beautiful Rocky Mountains w/ one of my Ameri-friends. Did I mention we’d be driving there? To quote Andy Dufresne, “Get busy livin’, or get busy dyin’.” More details to come.

Speaking of Denver, I can’t wait for the Patriots to knock the beard off Jake Plummer this weekend.

Staff holiday party tomorrow nite. I wonder if the girl I asked out will show up, and if she does, I wonder if she’ll get really drunk and start hitting on me. I'll keep you posted.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Question of the Day

If your boss insults your ears, should you punch them in the face?