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While discussing Ani Difranco w/ my friend last week, he shared w/ me the content of an email he once sent to his ex-g/f. Quoting Gravel, he simply wrote to her, "You were never a good lay, and you were never a good friend." My response? "Awesome." So tell us, what's the meanest thing you've ever said/done to an ex? Let the entertainment begin!
posted by J-Mazz @ 6:26 PM
3 Comments:
I haven't had too many exes... but I once broke up with a chick at school over the phone. Yeah, that was a teabag thing to do... but I did it so I could begin dating my future wife. Worked out well!
That was my first favorite Ani song ever. Such a great song for an adolescent girl...
I can't think of anything that I have done to an ex and I wouldn't share it if I did. You are messing with people's emotions here J-Mazz and that is unacceptable.
Puke on his driveway.....That is, get sick after letting a cute guy buy me drinks all night, then get in a car with my room mate, seek out my exes driveway and then let it rip...then call him the next day and tell him to look out his window. (ouch.)
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