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Thursday, April 06, 2006

Peaks And Valleys

Anyone who works w/ kids will know what I'm talkin about. In a 24-hour span last week, I had one 1st-grader tell me he hates me and another say, "You're the best (basketball) coach a guy could have." Granted, it may've had something to do w/ me teaching science to a group of 7-year-olds, a subject of which I have very little knowledge. I know how to spell "photosynthesis," however. Lookin forward to camp. Bam!


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