Two Elon alumni (2002) have pooled their talents to bring excitement and joy to your day. One is a classy woman who combines her Italian and feminine powers to influence men of all shapes and sizes. The other is a tall blond man who relies on wit and boyish good looks to impress women, especially when they're drunk. Join them in their epic pursuit of the phenomenon known as adulthood. NoSalesTax side effects may include addiction and abrupt laughter as colleagues look on in confused jealousy.

Friday, March 10, 2006

perfect pair

First, if anyone dare tell J-Mazz (per his last entry) that he is ugly or smelly, I will throw up on you.
Second- this idea of missing out on life when you find your soulmate and settle down is plain silly, J-Mazz. Life still throws a lot of things at you, drops bombs on you, presents well-manicured paths, shows hope and promise. You just get to do it with someone by your side. Or someone shoving your ass up the hill.
I chose having my ass shoved up a hill.


At 2:57 PM, Anonymous JB said...

If you've ever seen his "Blackbird Pride" jersey, you'd know that the smelly part might be correct.

At 4:12 PM, Blogger Balto17 said...

If you've ever seen his Eggplant Man costume, you'd know that the weird part might be correct, too.

Wait, was weird even mentioned? Just kidding. Thanks for letting me borrow the wig, J-Mazz. Classic.


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