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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

I'm Old

Saturday marks my 26th birthday. Despite holding down a career for more than a year and the constant questions from friends/relatives about when I'm going to "meet someone," I've done a pretty good job feeling young. That is, until I received a letter today from my grandmother. I opened the card and immediately felt strange, as if something was wrong. I then realized there was no check included, a wake-up call to the fact I am old. The grey hair and arthritis should kick in any day now.


At 1:05 PM, Blogger Gregg M. Schmidt said...

the years start coming in faster and faster buddy...just wait


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