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Thursday, February 09, 2006

Wish I Had Gas

My new way of letting the ladies down gently: "I'd suggest going back to my place, but we don't have heat." Yes, my roomies and I ran out of oil two weeks ago. I think we might be able to make it through these last five weeks of winter, but ya never know.


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