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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Things I Suck At

Around Thanksgiving, I fell into a reflective mindset and blogged about what I do well. Now that it's a windy, rainy mid-winter day in Boston, I'm ready to discuss what I do poorly.

Multi-tasking- My boss said I have the opposite of ADD, in that I focus solely on one project and totally neglect everything else. This has occurred since I was a child, when I'd refuse to eat dinner until I'd finished constructing my latest lego spaceship. I don't think being focused on one task is always a bad thing, unless you're hooking up w/ two girls at the same time.

Snapping My Fingers- I can't do it, OK? Next!

Bagging Groceries- While at Trader Joe's the other day, I realized my bagging skills are atrocious. I always put too much in one bag, forget to double bag, or put eggs on the bottom. I tend to get very disoriented whenever I'm in a large store or different country. I'm really good at keeping raw meat separate from other groceries, though. E. Coli can be a bitch.

Reading Signals- No, I'm not talking about air traffic control. Seriously, I need a girl to flat-out tell me, "No, I'm not interested in you" or "You're too tall and I think you smell funny." Ladies, please understand most men would much prefer you to say, "I'm just not into you."


At 8:17 AM, Anonymous JB said...

I disagree about you not being able to multi-task. During our days of running the courts at the Y, many of our peers often noted at your amazing ability to dribble a basketball with one hand and point your finger with the other. Dazzling.

At 4:21 PM, Blogger J-Mazz said...

I'd point my finger? At whom/what? All the pretty girls watching from the metal folding chairs?

At 11:49 PM, Anonymous JB said...

Well Wiggins was spoken for, so that rules out pointing it at women. I always told people you were pointing in the direction you were going to go with the ball. That's why your crossover works so well.


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