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Thursday, January 05, 2006

Question of the Day

If a girl tells a guy she doesn't date people she works with, is it true? Or is it just another rejection to add to the stories? I should mention we work in different departments, and she's only in three days/week.

I've been telling people I asked out a girl yesterday. After a pause, I say, "She said no." Then people laugh. "Love: It's a motherf*cker." -- the waiter in Old School.


At 1:06 PM, Blogger Gregg M. Schmidt said...

I would believe her. And good for her. Don't have sex with people you work with.


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