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Friday, December 30, 2005

Question of the Day

Do people forced into the sex trade ever enjoy themselves? I mean, after years of working, wouldn't they eventually relax every once in a while and derive some pleasure from their job?

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Does Paul Schaeffer Know?

Just when you thought there couldn't be any more reasons to watch Letterman instead of Leno, some lady comes out with these claims. The whole story sounds very similar to the way Natalie Portman has been secretly communicating w/ me through her films. For example, when she asks Zack Braff's character in Garden State if he'd like to see her tap dance, she's really saying, "J-Mazz, would you like to elope w/ me?" More proof coming soon.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Question of the Day

What do blind people see in their dreams? Do they see anything at all, or are dreams filled w/ sounds? Thoughts?