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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Top Ten things I thought I would Outgrow

But (unfortunately) Have Not:

1. Eating till I feel sick
2. Snorting when I laugh
3. Binge Drinking
4. Saying the F-word
5. Opening my big, fat mouth
6. Peanut butter and chocolate
7. Not being able to keep a secret
8. Pet names
9. My ears
10. Daytime TV

What are yours?

posted by T-Rock @ 3:51 PM 2 comments