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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Does Paul Schaeffer Know?

Just when you thought there couldn't be any more reasons to watch Letterman instead of Leno, some lady comes out with these claims. The whole story sounds very similar to the way Natalie Portman has been secretly communicating w/ me through her films. For example, when she asks Zack Braff's character in Garden State if he'd like to see her tap dance, she's really saying, "J-Mazz, would you like to elope w/ me?" More proof coming soon.

1 Comments:

At 1:07 PM, Blogger Balto17 said...

I think the one overriding reason to watch Letterman instead of Leno is that Leno sucks. And sucks hard.

 

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