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Sunday, December 04, 2005

Clumsier Than T-Rock

I almost fell off the treadmill today while watching the Pats game. Instead, I merely made a loud noise as I fumbled to regain my balance after accidentally stepping to the right of the tread (or whatever the hell you call the moving part). My shin now boasts a large bump and scrape, but I avoided embarassment, mainly because I'm immune to the feeling.


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