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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Letter to a Professional Athlete

Dear Ricky Davis,

Stop wearing my mutton chops. I rock 'em way better than you ever will.

Sincerely,
J-Mazz

1 Comments:

At 4:44 PM, Blogger Balto17 said...

Dear Ricky Davis,

Do you think you will make the playoffs? Not if I have anything to say about it.

Sincerely,

Gilbert "The All-Star" Arenas

 

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