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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Top Ten things I thought I would Outgrow

But (unfortunately) Have Not:

1. Eating till I feel sick
2. Snorting when I laugh
3. Binge Drinking
4. Saying the F-word
5. Opening my big, fat mouth
6. Peanut butter and chocolate
7. Not being able to keep a secret
8. Pet names
9. My ears
10. Daytime TV

What are yours?


At 11:00 AM, Blogger Emiole said...

1 - Eating till I feel sick
2 - Singing terribly and very loudly
3 - Vomitting after drinking
4 - Saying "dude"
5 - Wanting to drink the olive juice after finishing a jar
6 - Playing dress up
7 - Being told what's wrong with me by my brothers
8 - My dependency on approval of others
9 - Being the lotest on the totem pole at work
10 - Picking my nose

At 12:55 PM, Blogger J-Mazz said...

1) Picking my nose
2) Chocolate milk
3) The awkwardness between my parents and me
4) Inability to multi-task
5) Laughing at tasteless jokes
6) Driving fast
7) Peanut butter, banana and honey sandwiches
8) My love for bike riding
9) Using "awesome" to describe pretty much everything
10) My belt


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