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Friday, April 08, 2005

When I Die

When I die, I'd like to have my body put on display for days, similar to the Pope. Of course, I'd want to be wearing nothing but my favorite tshirt and a pair of white cotton socks. And a Sox hat, of course.


At 3:32 PM, Blogger T-Rock said...

Hmmm. I think I'd like to see that.


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