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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

My Corduroy Pants

Why I like the button fly: The pants can be torn off w/out needing to worry about safety, if you know what I mean.

Why I don't like the button fly: I always miss a buttonhole, usually realizing the mistake as I sit down.


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