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Thursday, March 10, 2005

more pet peeves

You know the plastic silverware you get when you order out or you eat at a real cheap restaurant? I’m really picky about it. Maybe you are, too.
I hate the real small stuff, or the stuff that bends when you try to cut something. Forks that don’t have long prongs are totally useless to me. I need something of substance.
Sporks are my worst enemy. They are useless and weird and hardly let you spear anything. And they don’t catch enough soup to be useful, either. Maybe they are good in theory but useless in practice.
Note to all Chinese food restaurants and various deli’s: Spend the extra money to get decent utensils. Give me something to work with. This small bendy shit doesn’t cut it.


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