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Monday, March 28, 2005

More clumsy horror stories…

Late last week the Greggster and I were headed out for sushi (a break from our Slimfast, chicken and broccoli diet) and I busted my ass.
We were holding hands and crossing the street. In the middle of the street I lost my balance and fell, but the Greggster didn’t let go of my hand- he instead tried to pull me back up. This sent me spinning in a circular motion, as I slid around and hit my hip, then my foot, then my arm then my ass on the ground. Many people saw. When I got up, I did what I do every time I fall and people see me: I put my hands in the air and announced, “I’m ok!”
Just thought it needed to be recorded somewhere.


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