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Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Coming Tomorrow...

The recap of my weekend in DC. One hint: It involves alcohol. I'd type it up now (it's written in my notebook), but I must leave for the mountain. I'm taking some middle-school kids snowboarding this afternoon (my job rules), so I may have stories about that, as well. The main plot may focus on the fact I've never snowboarded in my life.


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