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Thursday, March 24, 2005

As I throw up in my mouth

I post this link, courtesey of Jane:,2933,151397,00.html


At 9:14 AM, Blogger Gregg M. Schmidt said...

I read that article yesterday too...unbelievable.

The thing I find funny is that they walked around to the employees to see if they were missing any digits! HaHa

We Ride (with all 10 digits)

At 11:49 AM, Blogger J-Mazz said...

Whadya think the nine-fingered woman was thinking??? "Hey, I wonder where my fingertip went. Oh well, I'm sure it'll turn up eventually."

Somewhere in Ohio, Dave Thomas is rolling over in his grave.


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