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Tuesday, February 08, 2005

"Yo Rock, take her to da Zoo."

"Retards love the Zoo."

If there weren't enough reasons to love Sylvester Stallone (his movies, his mastery of the philly accent, his red and white shorts in Rocky 1, his KILLER lines in all of the Rocky movies, my dad's resemblance to the man, his smile, etc) here is another one:

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At 4:03 PM, Blogger Gregg M. Schmidt said...

"Did you get da numba?"


"Of da truck dat run ova ya face."


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