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Two Elon alumni (2002) have pooled their talents to bring excitement and joy to your day. One is a classy woman who combines her Italian and feminine powers to influence men of all shapes and sizes. The other is a tall blond man who relies on wit and boyish good looks to impress women, especially when they're drunk. Join them in their epic pursuit of the phenomenon known as adulthood. NoSalesTax side effects may include addiction and abrupt laughter as colleagues look on in confused jealousy.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

"Yo Rock, take her to da Zoo."

"Why?"
"Retards love the Zoo."

If there weren't enough reasons to love Sylvester Stallone (his movies, his mastery of the philly accent, his red and white shorts in Rocky 1, his KILLER lines in all of the Rocky movies, my dad's resemblance to the man, his smile, etc) here is another one:
http://www.mediaweek.com/mw/news/recent_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000789214

Who wants to buy my subscription. Any takers?

1 Comments:

At 4:03 PM, Blogger Gregg M. Schmidt said...

"Did you get da numba?"

"Numba?"

"Of da truck dat run ova ya face."

 

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