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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Pet Peeves

During a meeting on Friday, I came up w/ a few more pet peeves. Enjoy.

1. I hate it when people say they "could care less" about something they have no interest in. If they could care less, then part of them cares about it. What they really mean is they couldn't care less.

2. It also bugs me when people say, "Can I ask you a question?" I usually reply w/, "You just did." Instead, why not just say, "Lemme ask you a question." Simply asking the intended question would save everyone's time, as well.

3. What's the point of certificates? I mean, once you graduate elementary school, is there any real thrill in receiving a certificate? I like to keep my certificates in the bathroom, just in case I run outta toilet paper.


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