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Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Junk Mail

I just got an email and the subject line was, "You can be thin, Philip."
Apparently someone thinks Philip needs to lose weight.
Or some jerk-off Spammer thinks people like me will get this email and say, "OH! Dieting secrets! Meant for Philip but sent to me by mistake!!!!"
Wrong. You can't fool me.
PS- I did read it and no, I do not want the super special deal for the amazing body wrap system.


At 1:15 PM, Blogger Gregg M. Schmidt said...

I think this blog is starting to STINK! I'm hopping that Shaggy gets himself situated soon in Beantown so that he can start adding something to this...And Velma is slowly not posting anything anymore...Scooby Doo would be SO UPSET with you both!


At 4:26 PM, Blogger J-Mazz said...

T-Rock, can you forward that to my friend Phil?

Thanks. Oh, and Greggster: You can please all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time. But you apparently can never please a gimp.

On Brady, On Dillon, On Bruschi and Seymour!
Pats 38, Philly 10 is Sunday's final score.


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