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Thursday, February 17, 2005

Ew

It’s worth writing that this morning I found a HUGE dead rat right by one of my tires. I saw it on my way out the door. It made me gag. Not so much throw up in my mouth gag, but like that throat-gag, where there’s nothing there. It’s almost worse.
Mice are okay. I saw a mouse in an apartment a few months ago and it was no big deal. But this rat was big and fat and DEAD. Maybe dead is better than alive.
It was all I could do to avoid running it over. The thought of my car tire slowly rolling over it as I pulled out of my parking spot and having to listen to it slightly splatter, feel it under my tire, made me gag again.
So I’m looking for something to make my day a little better.

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