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Friday, January 14, 2005

The World Weeps

It's been a sad few weeks for the world. First, the unthinkable wave of tsunamis demolishing Indonesia and its neighboring nations. California's steady rainfall and ensuing mudslides followed. And just yesterday, the Britney Spears cover on my workout notebook fell off at the Y. I'm scared to think of what will happen next.


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