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Friday, January 07, 2005

What I'll Miss About DC

The drunks who hang out on my block, yelling "Light Skin" and "White Boy" whenever I walk by. They yell other stuff, too, but I'll try to keep this blog clean. I'll especially miss "Flava Flav," the guy w/ cornrows who stands at the intersection screaming racial slurs. He and I have a solid relationship, however. Every time I walk by, he asks me if I've found his "white p*ssy." Seriously, every day, no matter what's in the paper bag he's drinking from, he'll greet me that way. And once I find it for him, he's promised me "all the black women you want." The search continues.


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