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Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Things I'll Miss About DC

Today, while playin ball at the Y during my lunch break, my team had a fast break negated when a fight from the other court spilled onto ours. Even layups are difficult when two guys are throwing fists underneath your basket. Ahhhhh, our nation's capital.


At 8:41 AM, Blogger Gregg M. Schmidt said...

maybe somebody told those two guys that a fight sometimes brings a team closer together...oh wait - it's pick-up basketball...idiots.

FYI - (this is going to ruin your day) Apparently the 2004 Boston Red Sox World Series Trophy was at Stetson's Bar on U Street last night...

At 3:36 PM, Blogger J-Mazz said...

D'ya know if they'll be out in DC again tonite? Please say yes.


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