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Monday, January 03, 2005

Our city at it's worst

On my way out for lunch today, I heard an ad on the radio for a local sport and health club/gym. The announcer proclaimed, “Because there’s no such thing as being too thin or having too much money!”
I choked. I think I might have cursed out loud, in my car, at the radio.
I am so upset right now I might need to eat some pizza.


At 3:28 PM, Blogger J-Mazz said...

Sure it wasn't an ad for the new Calista Flockhart TV show? Check out Desperately Thin Housewives, starring Flockhart and Lara Flynn Boyle. Only on FOX!


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