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Friday, January 07, 2005

Latest Locker Room Encounter

While changing in the locker room today, a man in a Speedo came down my row of lockers and said to no one but me, "It looks like a locker room in here." He was apparently talking about the towels scattered about the floor. I gave him a polite chuckle and continued tying my shoes. He then tried to explain his joke to me, which is excruciatingly painful to hear from anyone, but even worse when said person is wearing a Speedo. Was this guy hitting on me? Even if I were gay, I don't think I'd date guys who wore Speedos. Sigh. Just another day at the Downtown YMCA.


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