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Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Good News, Bad News

Bad News
After returning from the Y today, I noticed the tupperware filled w/
trail mix was surprisingly empty. The following office conversation ensued:

Me: What happened to all those nuts?
Conchita: We threw 'em out.
Me: No, really, where are they?
Conchita: We threw 'em out. They was bugs in it.
Me: I'd been eating those nuts all morning!

Good News
Kendal's website is back up and running. I recommend the photos section. Ahhhh, sweet Kendal.


At 8:58 AM, Blogger Gregg M. Schmidt said...

I don't blame her - If they was bugs in it...she had to throw it away!


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