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Thursday, December 09, 2004

What's Your Sauce?

My friend Robyn says everyone can be compared to a sauce. For instance, if you're a good, wholesome person, you might consider yourself gravy. If everyone likes you, you could call yourself marinara. Now you're probably dying to know what my sauce is. Hopefully you haven't fallen out of your chair with excitement. Relax, I will tell you. I'm actually two sauces, cuz I can't find one that sums up both of them.

I am pesto. I'm great in small doses, but too much of me isn't good. I'm also curry. Why? Well, I'm not for everyone. To quote Double-Down Trent (in Swingers): "I don't have to be liked by everyone. Some people don't like me, I don't like certain people."

So, what's your sauce?


At 1:33 PM, Blogger Gregg M. Schmidt said...

good one j-mazz

i'd have to say that my sauce is creamy alfredo sauce...cause i'm easy to swallow and i taste great!

At 1:56 PM, Blogger J-Mazz said...

And you're white.

At 3:39 PM, Blogger Gregg M. Schmidt said...

and i'm white...exactly. see, it makes perfect sense.


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