NoSalesTax

Two Elon alumni (2002) have pooled their talents to bring excitement and joy to your day. One is a classy woman who combines her Italian and feminine powers to influence men of all shapes and sizes. The other is a tall blond man who relies on wit and boyish good looks to impress women, especially when they're drunk. Join them in their epic pursuit of the phenomenon known as adulthood. NoSalesTax side effects may include addiction and abrupt laughter as colleagues look on in confused jealousy.

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

We're baaaaaack!

Popular demand insisted we start a blog. After our succesful radio shows at Elon University, we developed somewhat of a cult following. We had no idea we would get this big. Really.
But we did so here we are. Now leave us alone and stop asking for autographs.

Can anyone guess why we picked "No Sales Tax" as the name of our blog? Well, class, we are both from glorious states.....without sales tax!!! Some people think Delaware is small, chock full o' expensive tolls and rednecks but it ain't true. We have malls, mushroom houses, one fantastic marching band and whole lotta love! And let's not forget Rehobeth Beach!

A few months ago, Emily and I bought shirts from retroduck.com that say, "Don't mess with Delaware."

We mean it. Don't do it.

5 Comments:

At 9:54 AM, Blogger J-Mazz said...

I may not wanna mess w/ Delaware, but keep in mind New Hampshire boasts the nation's greatest state motto: "Live free or die." Bam!

 
At 11:14 AM, Blogger T-Rock said...

Yeah OK, you win with that one. Our license plates say "The first state", which is entirely true but also entirely boring.

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger J-Mazz said...

Delaware also has the dubious fake license plates. What makes 'em fake? Well, if you live in a state other than the second-smallest, you'll notice the characters on your license plate are indented. Delaware's are simply painted on, making them look less official than those mini license plates (w/ a first name on 'em) children get for Christmas.

 
At 9:26 AM, Blogger T-Rock said...

I think that's because the jail birds make them???? Anyone want to confirm this???

 
At 2:55 PM, Blogger EastOffice said...

Delaware needs no sales tax because they tax the hell out of anyone entering or leaving the state! Stupid tolls..

 

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