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Thursday, December 09, 2004

She got Sauce...

If I were an oscar meyer weiner…..Oh no, wait, we’re doing sauce, I forgot. If I were a sauce, I’d be honey mustard. It’s a little bit sweet and a little bit tart….and sometimes you don’t know what to expect. Sometimes it’s even a little tangy! Just like me! Plus its yellow, just like me…wait, I’m not yellow……
OK really, this is a stretch and I don’t know how to relate myself to a sauce. But I’m obsessed with chicken fingers and honey mustard is HANDS DOWN the best sauce for chicken fingers…..mmmmmmmm…….chicken fingers……..
Want to know why I gained weight senior year in college? Well, besides 99 cent margherita night- chicken tenders. I’d venture to say I ate them at least once a day my last semester. It’s dirty and it’s bad….but it’s so, so good. Oh yeah…….


At 3:46 PM, Blogger Gregg M. Schmidt said...

chicken fingers are tasty, but very bayd.

ps - you taste great too :)

At 3:54 PM, Blogger T-Rock said...

oh, they are very, very byad. but they make me very, very happy!

At 4:01 PM, Blogger Gregg M. Schmidt said...

and chicken fingers are stupidth!

At 5:21 PM, Blogger J-Mazz said...

T: I love you.
G: I love you more.
T: I love you more than chicken fingers.
G: You're so cute when you get upset.
T: Let's make out.
G: Sounds good.
T: YOU sound good.
G: You sound better.

Where does it end???


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