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Friday, December 10, 2004

My Former Boss

I was cruisin the World Wide Web this morning and came across a recent photo of my last boss, known as King Jason (or simply "The King"). Granted, it's not one of his most flattering pictures, but it'll give you an idea of who I once had to answer to on a daily basis.


At 11:50 AM, Blogger Gregg M. Schmidt said...

Ridiculous! I at times go by the name of KingGregg...who is this guy and where can I find him?!?

I'm not giving up my crown without a fight!


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