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Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Hail to the chief

Here are a few quotes from our fearful leader, taken from an article in this morning's Washington Post. Someone should get him a brain for christmas. Or a muzzle.
(great article, by the way. read the whole thing)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A14748-2004Dec20.html?referrer=email

Qualifications for a director of national intelligence? "I'm going to find somebody who knows something about intelligence," Bush disclosed.

Timeline for Iraq? "We'd like to achieve our objective as quickly as possible."

Vladimir Putin's turn toward autocracy? "If we disagree with decisions, we can do so in a friendly and positive way."

When another questioner asked Bush to make his case for personal Social Security accounts, a wary Bush sought to suppress the negotiator within. "Yeah, I will try to explain how without negotiating with myself," he began

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