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Tuesday, December 28, 2004


In our day and age, we come anticipate certain things. Other things seem horrible, but likely. And still others will probably never happen, but we are prepared.
I might get in a car accident.
I could get a computer virus
I may get mugged
It's even possible that I could witness a terrorist attack.
My building might get bombed.
But giant waves, sweeping over my coutnry and killing tens of thousands of people, leaving me homeless, hungry, hurt and looking for ap lace to bury my relatives before they cause me to die of disease?
Totally inconcievable.


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